*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie.......
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
