No arms jokes
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!