What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs? Names.
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
