No arms jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.