How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
No Arms Jokes
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
