No arms jokes
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.