Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
little Johnny has no arms, nock, nock, whos there
not Johnny
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
why did james fall off the swing? he had no arms
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
