No arms jokes
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!