No arms jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.