What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
