Worst Jokes Ever

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

Guys, am I funny?

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?

Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!

Four big guys.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."