Worst Jokes Ever

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

How to get into politics?

Fail art school.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.