Worst Jokes Ever
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”