Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.