Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?

Jurassic Bark!

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

I tried to think of how lighting works.

Then it struck me!

Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?

"No."

He hasn't too.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

My dishwasher is broke.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."