Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Anal.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
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Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!