Worst Jokes Ever
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I suck dick.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.