Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

How do you know your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

Politics.

The last two presidents of the US.

Hi, I'm new here.

I like your cut, G.

*Slaps really hard*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

"When is the best time to commit suicide?"

Ate a Glock in the morning.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.