Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
I'm a fat cow.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
"Mitchnite burger."
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."