Worst Jokes Ever
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What's up with airline food?
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.