Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.