Worst Jokes Ever
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
These are all racist. 😂
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I have a big cock.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
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