When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Cause they will never get to home
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
