Worst Jokes Ever
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.