Worst Jokes Ever
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Your hairline.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.