Worst Jokes Ever
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
The world is a freaking rape joke.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.