Worst Jokes Ever
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Sure?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!