Worst Jokes Ever
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
I want to be a pilot.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
I like Cheetos.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.