Worst Jokes Ever
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!