Worst Jokes Ever

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Big mummy milkers...

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

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What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

Why can't orphans do it?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.