Worst Jokes Ever

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Are there support groups for men?

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.