I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Funni.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo momma so ugly the Devil started going to church
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
