Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.