Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
P or N?
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
