Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.