Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

Yeah, Eli is hot.

My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You are a fat pig.

You are so cat.

You are so dumb.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

You got a pig head!

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.