What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
9/11, am I right?
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Hairline.
Niguh.
Pokemon
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
