Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do people eat bread?
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I miss my wife, Tails.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
