What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
I gotta do terrorist :)
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
NIE CUT G
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What was osama bin laden's favorite drink? Double manhattan
