Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Gay people would suck at war.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.