Worst Jokes Ever
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/