Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.