Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
