Worst Jokes Ever
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.