Worst Jokes Ever

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

How does a rapper fix stuff?

With a RAP-AIR!