Never jokes
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."