If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
Why cant orphans play baseball?
they never hit home
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
you'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
my grandmother said goodnight...
she never said good morning
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
why is Peter pan always flying?
because he Never lands
DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don't eat.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
