I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Never Jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Mine never stops.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
