I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Mine never stops.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why can Orphans never go on field trips? Because they can’t get a parent signature.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
