Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals
A: Because there never wanted
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What store do orphans never go to Home Depot 🤣
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
