What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
mine never stops
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
Why can Orphans never go on field trips? Because they can’t get a parent signature.
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Why do orphans never use other people Wi-Fi ? So they can be connected
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Im jealous of the people who never met you
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Even your mother can never fix ur hairline just god
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
