im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOUR HAIRLINE IS SO FAR BACK I NEED BINOCULARS TO SEE IT
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
She needs a flat surface cleaner
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter
Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
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