NASA's jokes

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

How cool is NASA?

Not cool at all.

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

How does NASA fart?

They fart with their ass-teroids.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.