NASA's jokes
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
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