NASA's jokes
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 馃槇馃槇馃槇
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
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I got a call from NASA. They鈥檝e reached your hairline.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.