NASA's jokes
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
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Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
How does NASA organise a party?
They ‘PLANET’.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.