NASA's jokes
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
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NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.