NASA's jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What does NASA say when they don鈥檛 want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
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NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.