NASA's jokes
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
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How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.