Naruto jokes

Naruto solos.

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

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I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

you.