Naruto

Naruto Jokes

Group

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Sakura

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Way

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Fan

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

Mom

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Run

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Anime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Friend

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.