Name jokes

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yourom?

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

What do you call Aston?

Asston.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.