Name jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Jack
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Yoav
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.