Name jokes
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Yourom?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
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There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.