Name jokes
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Memes
Two memes in one
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Jack
Yoav
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Kiwi loves Brad.