Name jokes
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Stephanie
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.