Name jokes
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Germans be like, “Guten Morgan.”
Bitch, that's not my name.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.