Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Name Jokes
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Stephanie
