Name jokes
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Memes
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Louie Fennell.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.