Name jokes
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
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Memes
Two memes in one
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
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What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.