Name jokes
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Fuk Nip shat!
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Memes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Stephanie
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!