Name jokes
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Jack
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
Lachlan
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Fuk Nip shat!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
User name is Nico Belick.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.