Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Name Jokes
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Daryll
Coooper
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
