Name jokes

Stephanie

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Golly.

Golly who?

Godly leave me alone!

Fuk Nip shat!

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.