Name jokes
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
What’s an emo called Anna?
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Jack
Yoav
Kiwi loves Brad.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.