Name jokes

MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

I brought a cow and named him Mayo.

Mayo Neighs!

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Yourom?

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

Fuk Nip shat!

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)