Name jokes
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Daryll
Coooper
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.