What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Dolly (DYM 79).
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Blake drinks Coke.
Parton (DYM 80).
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Harrison
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Louie Fennell.
