Name jokes
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Kiwi loves Brad.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Memes
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
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Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Yourom?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."