Name jokes
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Stephanie
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Memes
Two memes in one
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.