Name jokes
Yourom?
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Stephanie