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The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"
My name
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I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
my name is big dick
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Name- Ghostiano Penaldo Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Last found - Practicing tap ins Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone
Might be dangerous towards good players
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL ๐ฑ๐ฑ Scientists have created an element named Pessomium ๐ณ๐ณ Characteristics: -Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama ๐ก๐คฌ -Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay ๐ฅต๐คง -Finished ๐น๐ค -0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts ๐ฅถ
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The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt
lets play roblox my name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX
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come on guys PLEEEEASE lets [play roblod my name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx
why is megan a down
because her last name is downy
why did my name start with a L because it is lips lol
roses are red, her name is lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!
My name Mr. Cheese but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: โYour wife is your husbandโ (After the fight, or should I say after the fracture ) Poirier: Really bitch?
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