Name jokes
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Memes
Me every time i have to present in class
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Fuk Nip shat!
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
Stephanie
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Louie Fennell.