Yahoo jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
