Yahoo jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

what is the fastest country? iran.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

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