
Name jokes
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Josh Williams
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Ethan Rice
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
