FIERY LOS
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
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If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
I have a little John.
