Name jokes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."
He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."
Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."
Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
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What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
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A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.