Name jokes

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

LewenGOALski

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

I have a little John.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What do you call a smart pig?

A Swinestein.

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.

FIERY LOS

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"