A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
I have a little John.
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If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
FIERY LOS
