Name jokes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."
He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."
Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."
Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
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My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
I have a little John.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"