Name jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I have a little John.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Memes
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
LewenGOALski
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
FIERY LOS
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.