Name Jokes

I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

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Im looking for the bartender

Person named Bart:

the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol

i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack

This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What do you call sweaty tities Humitits

What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."