Caleb jokes

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Jake Paul

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

bradley