Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Qwen is a liar ( sent with a dance )
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
What’s someone with aids favorite Taylor Swift song Baby now we got bad blood
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
why cant juice wrld play cod zombies he cant handle 6 perks
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
