Music jokes
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"