Music jokes
I love rap!
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.