What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
