Music jokes
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Memes
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."