What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
Music Jokes
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
