What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
