Music jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!