Music jokes
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Memes
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.