Music jokes

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

And (DYM 106).

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

"Yo (DYM 107)"

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

rocked (DYM 136)

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Doin (DYM 41).

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!