Music jokes
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Doin (DYM 41).
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.