Music jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
And (DYM 106).
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Memes
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
rocked (DYM 136)
Doin (DYM 41).
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)