Music jokes
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Memes
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
rocked (DYM 136)
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!