Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
