How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common? They both come on little white crackers
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
