the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they dont have another pair of Balls
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
why do orphans eat their breakfast with water because their dad didnt come back with the milk
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
how is your cerial o wait.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day! #Ijustwokeup
Mom:son get up for school Son:I AM UP *holds up books and says im up* IM UP MOM
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
wife: stop telling rape jokes, its not funny. husband: who raped you this morning?
What do orphans eat for breakfast
Daddy.o's
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
