What is yellow and brings kids to school every day
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
Hello There have a good day
Daddy good morning pls I want too but davido second hand towel 2.5millio
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterwords
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
What does cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
