Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

Brother

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Finger Gun

    When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

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  • House

    Police: Where do you live?

    Me: With my parents.

    Police: Where do your parents live?

    Me: With me.

    Police: Where do you all live?

    Me: Together.

    Police: Where is your house?

    Me: Next to my neighbor.

    Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

    Police: Tell me.

    Me: Next to my house.

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  • Gay

    God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

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  • 9/11

    What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

    Word

    I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

    Logan Paul

    Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

    Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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  • Baby

    What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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  • Child

    What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    Dad

    My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

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