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How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
What does PEMDAS stand for? Penis enters my dad and sister
Bully: Ur Gay
Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN
Bully: * runs away and hears crash*
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend so I fucked his girl
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
Pinto
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
