Momma

Momma Jokes

Court

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Quarter

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Beach

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Order

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Scale

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.