Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
YO MOMMA
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
yo mommas so fat when she gets in a monster truck it turns into a lowrider
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
your momma OHHHHH
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
