Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke? He drops the Mike
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN.. Is there an 'S' or a 'C' ?
MIKE PEN__E ??
Roses are red violets are blue Mike pence hair is make of glue
Mike pence should have been eaten like trump fans were saying!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
Mike Oxlong
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
Mike..id is coming tonight
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friends name is Hugh Janus!!
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
